me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
me: wakes up february 5th, 2098

me: *does nothing*
me: wow im so tired

Me: Don't do it.
Me: but..
Me: Don't!
Me: uhm..
(does it anyway)
Me: Oh crap.
Me: Told yah
Me: Shut up, stupid.
Me: ...